This is a friendly warning - if you do not want to know about the nocturnal antics of Gemma Collins and James Argent, then we suggest that you bid this story adieu now.
If you feel your life would be enriched by knowing all about the bedroom Olympics of the TOWIE stars, then you've come to the right place.
In an interview with Heat magazine, the couple have revealed, in full detail, their tale behind their first sexual experience - and it even featured the Backstreet Boys.
“It was in Marbella the night after after she'd done her big dramatic bit about me not getting ‘this candy’," Arg told the mag. “I said 'will you come back to my hotel room?' I knew she was going to come - she was trying to play it cool.”
Gemma added: “I was nervous because something was just different. I was thinking “am I doing the right thing here?” He was very persuasive.”
There goes our breakfast.
Arg continued: “We had a couple of drinks but we weren't drunk. We got to my hotel room and she made me go downstairs and get her a brandy and coke.
"I came upstairs and she's lying in bed in her silk and lace, and she was playing the Backstreet Boys!"
But which track was it? Perhaps I Want It That Way? Maybe a spot of Get Down (You're The One For Me) or perhaps Larger Than Life? Yes we know a lot of BB's hits, and what?
Either way, Arg reckons it was "magic".
"It's the best sex I've ever had," he grinned.
The full interview appears in this week's Heat magazine, on sale now
