YouTube comedy superstars Rhett & Link have once again given us a good old belly laugh with their latest spoof - an epic rap battle between two hedge-trimming Alpha males.
Want a sample line? "I cut my own umbilical cord with my own sharp teeth". Oooh - we can feel our testosterone levels rising as we listen to it.
Hey! Don't go away just yet. Take time to savour 13 more of the best-ever rap spoofs - but be prepared for a few sweary moments...