Gentlemen, Would You Wear This?

We're sorry that you will never be able to unsee this:

This piece of delectable underwear is available from the French men's clothing website Inderwear - and while they call it the 'String Latéral Flash Bleu Alter', we rather like the name Laughing Squid came up with: 'one-sided grape smugglers'.

Described as an "original and ultra sexy string which encloses one side of the waist", the String Latéral Flash Bleu Alter can be yours for a mere €22. What are you waiting for, men of Britain?!