The Duke of Edinburgh turns a remarkable 93 years of age today. And we can think of no better way to celebrate his longevity than with a round-up of his most memorable quotes.
And by 'most memorable' we do of course mean 'hilarious-slash-offensive' and by 'quotes' we do of course mean 'gaffes'. Because nobody suffers from foot-in-mouth disease like Phil the Greek (© Ben Elton).
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Happy birthday, your royal highness!