Labour Has Promised To Give Everyone An Owl, Entire British Public Now Vows To Vote Labour (PICTURES)

Labour's rejected 2010 manifesto #owlspic.twitter.com/cXHEFI1ODy

— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) June 19, 2014

What image problem? #owlspic.twitter.com/itvWrPRlCh

— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) June 19, 2014

Call now for your free owl! pic.twitter.com/RPTAOeoiqL

— Ed Balls (@edbaIlsmp) June 19, 2014

But will Ed deliver? RT @labourpress: Everybody should have his own owl pic.twitter.com/PNyNxFCbrV

— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) June 19, 2014

A government of all the talons? #owlspic.twitter.com/RzgTMH2Jtv

— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) June 19, 2014

First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you. Then you offer them an owl.

— Dan Hodges (@DPJHodges) June 19, 2014

Gamechanger? RT @labourpress: Everybody should have his own owl pic.twitter.com/TZJno1ianU

— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) June 19, 2014

Owls. Owls for everyone. pic.twitter.com/CkW6FsaVc9

— James Offer (@joffley) June 19, 2014

I support Labour's plan to give every Brit an owl. Hedwig served Harry nobly, and now Royal Mail's been privatised this can save on postage.

— Skylar Baker-Jordan (@SkylarJordan) June 19, 2014

Why is this Tory-led government so out of touch when it comes to owls? pic.twitter.com/XG35D2YsM2

— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) June 19, 2014

They're paying for all these owls with the bankers bonus tax, aren't they?

— Ben Rathe (@benrathe) June 19, 2014

Neil Kinnock approves of the new Labour policy: "Owlright.. we're owlright!" pic.twitter.com/Yrxdg66Gyq

— Harry Cole (@MrHarryCole) June 19, 2014

Can't believe people are overlooking fact Labour's new owl policy is sexist. Maybe that's what Harman & Alexander were arguing over...

— Stace (@stackee) June 19, 2014

@GeneralBoles@labourpress Can I have a hedgehog instead of an owl? (cc @martin_eve)

— JD (@PynchonInPublic) June 19, 2014