Terrorist Threat Level Raised, Britain Responds With Jokes

Threat level. Hoping for a knee jerk reaction from the Govt. Might buy wine while I'm waiting.

— Paul (@bingowings14) August 29, 2014

Judging by the response to the threat level being raised twitter is populated by people who'd dance to an air raid siren. Well done all 👍

— Al Murray (@almurray) August 29, 2014

Threat Level: Nominated for the Ice Bucket Challenge

— Matt Maloney (@mattmaloney) August 29, 2014

THREAT LEVEL: LOUISE MENSCH HAS AN OPINION.

— Unity (@Unity_MoT) August 29, 2014

#threatlevel: just go away, I'm building a fort out of pillows.

— Hash Piperdy (@CodenameHash) August 29, 2014

THREAT LEVEL RAISED FROM RUST TO GROUND IN DIRT!!

— Barry Scott (@_Clit_Bang) August 29, 2014

Threat Level: pic.twitter.com/7yTjxRHPkv

— Humphrey Ker (@thehumphreyker) August 29, 2014

Threat level: Salad for dinner.

— Louise Jones (@louisejonesetc) August 29, 2014

Threat level: Beery #beerboxpic.twitter.com/6b8URodScQ

— Darryl (@darryl1974) August 29, 2014

Threat level: Partridge.

— Panny (@Pannypannypan) August 29, 2014

Threat level: Winter is Coming.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) August 29, 2014

Threat level: You've just noticed your seat on the bus is slightly wet and slightly warm.

— Daisy Buchanan (@NotRollergirl) August 29, 2014

threat level: northerly 4 or 5. hysterical. hullaballoo approaching, slight or moderate. hoard potatoes. fair. brick it later. good.

— Keri (@kerihw) August 29, 2014

Threat level: finding yourself cornered at a party by a man who came up with his own nickname

— Primly Stable (@PrimlyStable) August 29, 2014

Threat Level raised from

"No Cat" to

"Oh Fuck, a Cat" pic.twitter.com/5zp8zf2W2l

— Jon Pigeon (@PigeonJon) August 29, 2014

Threat Level: Baked Alaska currently out of the freezer

— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) August 29, 2014

Threat Level: pic.twitter.com/85Zo7m3Hk5

— David Harrison (@watchinharrison) August 29, 2014

Threat level: going to see Pet Shop Boys on Tuesday night

— Andy Dawson (@profanityswan) August 29, 2014

Threat Level:

unexpected item in the bagging area

— BK (@TeenyTinyPixie) August 29, 2014

Threat level: spotted a typo in a tweet that's been RTd

— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) August 29, 2014

For the first time, the threat level actually goes up to 11 pic.twitter.com/IQ3Q5MZ0a3

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) August 29, 2014

Threat level: my aunt's started sharing Britain First stuff on Facebook sgain

— Mr Ogrizovic (@Mr_Ogrizovic) August 29, 2014

Threat level: SOON pic.twitter.com/Ud3QJ5w47q

— Rachel (@racybearhold) August 29, 2014

THREAT LEVEL: Not quite enough room left on that C90 to include that song you want to end the mixtape with.

— Mark Jones (@brokentv) August 29, 2014

Threat Level: Kitten Kong pic.twitter.com/vKbqMA7Nzy

— Two Flames (@msjenniferjames) August 29, 2014

Threat level: Role play in an interview

— Amy (@mongbow) August 29, 2014

Threat Level: Crocs

— Hannah Williams (@flamingnora) August 29, 2014

Threat level: Tomato blight

— Scarlet Wilde (@wilde) August 29, 2014

Threat level twin pram with buggy board

— CorporateGorilla (@CorporateGorila) August 29, 2014

Threat Level: Going for another biscuit-dunk in your tea after three successful attempts

— C.J Styles (@Charles_Styles) August 29, 2014

Threat level: Gin will be rationed, Beer will be watered down

— John 'Hudson' Smiley (@LeicsFox) August 29, 2014

Threat level has been increased to a pleasant shade of mauve

— Phinky (@CardinalPhink) August 29, 2014

Threat level raised to: 'election looming, need patriotic distraction'

— Dan Curtis (@yellowfeverdan) August 29, 2014

Threat Level Baking Cupcakes With Unicorn

— Nick Gregory (@Nickipedia101) August 29, 2014

Threat level: Rt’d someone without checking the character of their tweets.

— Alex (@alexanderpwalsh) August 29, 2014

Threat level: mustard trousers

— Doug (@unslugged) August 29, 2014

Threat Level : Wetherspoons out of Fish on Wetherspoons Fish Friday

— littlejason (@littlejason) August 29, 2014

Threat level: eye contact with chugger

— Mat-a-tat-tat (@MatofKilburnia) August 29, 2014

Threat level: Eating jaffa cakes.

— Stu (@_Alfista) August 29, 2014

Threat Level And Carry On.

— Gordon Gordon (@leif5000) August 29, 2014