Live Blog: The Queen's Speech And The State Opening Of Parliament

Hello, subjects! And welcome to HuffPost UK Comedy's live blog of the State Opening of Parliament and the Queen's Speech.

There'll be pomp. There'll be circumstance. There'll be at least one black rod (actually, there's only one Black Rod. As the famous football chant goes). So stay with us to follow all the thrills and spills LIVE as they happen...