AQA English Language Exam Teaches GCSE Students An Unexpected Parenting Lesson

Author reveals the identity of the kid mentioned in the source material.

Teenagers sitting the AQA English Language GCSE exam got a rather unexpected lesson about parenting from their source material.

The 15- and 16-year-olds tackling the paper on Monday 12 June had to answer questions on set texts, including two articles in which writers discussed how they feel about their children growing up.

Author Stuart Heritage identified one of the texts as his ‘Man With A Pram’ Guardian column - and he swiftly offered an apology to the frustrated students.

Apparently a Man With A Pram column was included in this year's #aqaenglish paper. VERY SORRY YOUTHS OF TODAY

— Stuart Heritage (@stuheritage) June 12, 2017

Heritage also decided to give the students a bit of context to the article they just read.

#aqaenglish He's two now, by the way. He says good luck pic.twitter.com/86V2hmd6pd

— Stuart Heritage (@stuheritage) June 12, 2017

But that wasn’t enough to make up for the shock some felt when they discovered the line of questioning included being asked to write a summary of the different way each child played.

And to write an article arguing for or against the statement: “Parents are too overprotective. Parents need to let their children try risky/daring things to help them in later life.”

When you thought you were sitting an English exam but it turns out to be child development #aqaenglish pic.twitter.com/nYDh5EiL7s

— Izzy (@iggy2014123) June 12, 2017

Me: English exam?
AQA: Nah fam, parenting exam. #aqaenglish pic.twitter.com/8ubnNzySsl

— Nathan Richardson (@nathanrson) June 12, 2017

Many despaired of being asked to compare the activities of two children.

The writers talk about how they feel about their children growing up.

AQA: WHAT ACTIVITIES DO THEY DO? #aqaenglish #aqaenglishlanguage pic.twitter.com/DapJoG9L3K

— Canary✌ (@thatsthecanaryy) June 12, 2017

me describing the non-existent activities the first boy enjoyed #AQAEnglish pic.twitter.com/Dqk92Lj5cs

— Alexa MG (@mingyaag1) June 12, 2017

When you have to list the boy turning off the TV as an "activity" he enjoys #aqaenglish pic.twitter.com/9GW3SSilYr

— david (@david_wallacee) June 12, 2017

#aqaenglish trying to figure out what the children liked doing as activities pic.twitter.com/UIREFKWe6U

— Sheena (@__shxxna) June 12, 2017

#aqaenglish #aqaenglishlanguage #gcse2017 Extract 1: No children playing whatsoever. AQA: Compare the way the 2 children play. pic.twitter.com/Y5ukT0T7yy

— Red Army! (@Red_Army49) June 12, 2017

The boys favourite hobbies were making year 11 students cry in frustration #aqaenglish pic.twitter.com/KyDDjvcUxv

— Molly Abernethy👻 (@Mollyabersss) June 12, 2017

However, the texts did produce an emotional response from some students.

When your dad mocks you for eating porridge too slow #aqaenglish #aqaenglishlanguage pic.twitter.com/wQy2ihJ6Kb

— kaya (@kaya_simon) June 12, 2017

me when i was reading source B and i thought her child was actually missing but it was just a metaphor #aqaenglish pic.twitter.com/2EWyL65MYc

— james (@jamesallnn) June 12, 2017

Feel like my mum is going to be as disappointed in me as the mother is source B kms #aqaenglish

— Elle Grace (@ELLES_BELLLS) June 12, 2017

"He called me mother, but I was rather unwilling to own him"

sounds like my parents when I get my results
#aqaenglish #aqaenglishlang

— andrea (@andreaibayanx) June 12, 2017

And there was one part of parenting, which was detailed in the source material, that the students felt their revision had set them up well to deal with:

'Haven't slept in over a year' MATE ME TOO #aqaenglish

— Chloe (@Chloe_Howard27) June 12, 2017

"i havent slept for a year and i dont know what time is anymore" SAME #aqaenglish

— raf 🐀 (@rafkhan_) June 12, 2017
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