1. How many times a week can I eat baked beans?

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It takes a while to learn to cook, OKAY MUM?!
2. How to get a First.
I bossed A Levels - how much harder can a degree really be?
3. How old will I be when I pay off my student loan?

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Approximately 137-years-old. Cool.
4. Do my pets miss me?
They never respond when I get Mum to put them on Skype.
5. Will the university notice if I keep my cat in my bedroom?

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I might be spiralling a bit now.
6. Why the hell is printing so expensive at uni?

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They know I’m already paying £9,000 a year, right?
7. What marks do I need to get a 2:2?
Okay, maybe a First was a bit optimistic.
8. How to write a 5,000 word essay in two hours.

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No, no, no, the deadline was definitely still at least two weeks away. Right?!
9. Successful people who dropped out of uni.

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NO, I’M NOT BEING DRAMATIC.
10. Domino’s student discount code.
This is why I have a fridge full of garlic and herb dips.
11. Should I break up with my long distance boyfriend/ girlfriend?

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York to Nottingham is way further than I thought at sixth form.
12. How should I deal with annoying housemates?

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I swear, if Jess uses my expensive shampoo one more time, I’m going to shave her head.
13. How is university over already?
Appreciate it guys, it’s over before you know it.