Boris Johnson Is Being Cursed On Twitter In The Brexit Aftermath

"May the rest of you always be as floppy as your hair."

In the aftermath of the UK's decision to leave the EU, the Leave campaign's figurehead has been the subject of widespread derision and appears to be in a position he campaigned for but never actually expected to be in.

Now the fine people of Twitter have decided to join together to curse Boris Johnson in hilariously inventive, and sometimes sickening, ways.

#CurseBorisJohnson.

May the rest of you always be as floppy as your hair

— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) June 29, 2016

#CurseBorisJohnson May Trump and Putin play Whiff Whaff with your testicles for all eternity.

— Roj Naylor (@RojNaylor) June 29, 2016

May your bike chain and gears tear the inside right leg of your suit trousers every day for all eternity #CurseBorisJohnson

— jmox1234 (@jmox1234) June 29, 2016

May all your dunked biscuits plop off into your tea #CurseBorisJohnson

— Non-Dame Mrs McK (@Lynneth1000000) June 29, 2016

May you keep ageing badly. #CurseBorisJohnson pic.twitter.com/oEJa31cycr

— Dj Smokey (@eldjsmokey) June 29, 2016

May you be forced to write the history of Theresa May's long reign as leader the Conservative Party. #curseborisjohnson

— Adam Forrest (@adamtomforrest) June 29, 2016

May your care home be run by Jeremy Hunt #CurseBorisJohnson

— Tristan Tripp (@tristantripp) June 29, 2016

May you forever think you see something on your eyelash but never be able get it #CurseBorisJohnson

— Geoff Clark (@Geoff_A_Clark) June 29, 2016

May this kid come back and kick your ass when he is 21 years old #CurseBorisJohnson pic.twitter.com/0fXi46roUl

— Nicholas (@ftblmania) June 29, 2016

May you have to fight Angela Eagle to the death for the last bottle of hair dye. #CurseBorisJohnson

— gordon simpson (@gordonbsimpson) June 29, 2016

Ironically, the best way to #CurseBorisJohnson is hope he becomes Prime Minister. I think it'll be a poison chalice for the next few years

— Chris Down (@PlingetheElder) June 29, 2016

May all your illnesses take weeks to be treated because there's no money or sufficient qualified staff in the NHS#CurseBorisJohnson

— esarty (@esarty) June 29, 2016

Some of these we wouldn't wish on anyone.

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