Department For International Trade Appeals For 'Innovative Jam' Exporters, Twitter Responds Accordingly

It's fair to say they've been panned.

A tweet from the Department for International Trade (DfIT) requesting British jams has caused a major stir on social media.

The DfIT tweeted:

France needs high quality, innovative British jams & marmalades #EXportingisGREAT #ExportOpps https://t.co/TsnsjUCVxX

— Dept. for Int. Trade (@tradegovuk) October 3, 2016

It linked to an advertisement on the “Exporting Is Great” website, which explained: “A fine food representative/agent, with good connections to gourmet distribution and fine food retailers on a national level, is looking for British food & drink brands which offer innovative and high quality jams/marmalades.”

But it seems few people were able to take the appeal seriously, with some suggesting it was straight out of The Thick Of It, while others questioning if the account was supposed to be a parody (it’s not, it’s the verified DfIT account).

Some suggested that trying to flog jam to the French perhaps might not be the best idea...

@tradegovuk @GrillingKippers And British shops are full of Bonne Maman jams. The French don't much like marmalade 🙄

— Hugh Canning (@hugh_canning) October 3, 2016

@hugh_canning @tradegovuk @GrillingKippers exactly. Bonne maman FTW. What's next? Sell the French some British Dijon mustard?

— Malcom Tent (@malcomtent) October 3, 2016

.@tradegovuk In case you haven't noticed, France exports jams and preserves to the UK.

— (((Dragonblaze))) (@Dragonblaze) October 3, 2016

@tradegovuk @stuartmillar159 isn't that like selling ice to Eskimos?

— Sima Diab (@SimaDiab) October 3, 2016

@tradegovuk What next? British Pilsner to the Germans?

— Crispin (@SirMustard) October 3, 2016

@tradegovuk I hear tell that Saudi Arabia needs high quality, innovative sand too! #EXportOpps #brEXit #Idespair

— Andy Murray (@MrAndyMurray) October 3, 2016

Others suggested that jam-making extraordinaire Jeremy Corbyn might have some suggestions.

@tradegovuk "Jams you say?" pic.twitter.com/SjJUpOH6f6

— Ed Peter Day (@eddyday88) October 3, 2016

@tradegovuk pic.twitter.com/LINoytqAHt

— Meadowsweet ن (@MrsMeadowsweet) October 3, 2016

During the “traingate” debacle earlier this year, Jeremy Corbyn was unreachable for some time as he was making jam, according to the Guardian.

During controversy following a statement by Virgin which accused Corbyn of lying about how full a train was, his team had difficulty getting hold of him, the report said.

Questions over who precisely is running the DfIT’s Twitter account were also rife over the jammy tweet...

@olivierpictures @tradegovuk Is this account run by Nichola Murray?

— Frank Sowerby Thomas (@FrankyBabes) October 3, 2016

@tradegovuk Do you have an unpaid intern running this account? This is a joke, surely?

— Mouth of Sauron (@simon_lindsell) October 3, 2016

@tradegovuk Is this account run by one of @Lord_Sugar #Apprentice teams?

— Iain Clucas (@clooky) October 3, 2016

@tradegovuk is this a parody account?

— Orpheus EU (@OrpheusEU) October 3, 2016

You do realise you're a government department, don't you? This is international trade, not an episode of fucking Bake Off. https://t.co/fsC4zvXWec

— Enough Of That Now (@AndyGilder) October 3, 2016

While many simply wanted to know what specifications jam would need to meet to qualify as “innovative”...

. @tradegovuk Tell me more about these innovative jams. Are they wi-fi enabled? Future-proof? Self-spreading? What's the future of jam?

— Michael Marshall (@MrMMarsh) October 3, 2016

Wait ! innovative jams - isn't that what R Kelly claimed to have had? @tradegovuk #helping #alwayshelping https://t.co/U29ZXFUu48

— stellacreasy (@stellacreasy) October 3, 2016

@tradegovuk Innovative jams. Discuss.

— Richard Olivier (@olivierpictures) October 3, 2016

@tradegovuk 'Have considered a raspberry flavoured version of this?' 'My goodness, that's so innovative!'

— Matthew Williams (@LazyBoyWilliams) October 3, 2016

It did not, however, seem that secretary for international trade Liam Fox was pushing the subject too far at the Tory party conference...

Why is Liam Fox not at this stall at Tory Conference RIGHT NOW? #marmalade #jam #thesolution pic.twitter.com/6bDgRnTgPQ

— Marina Hyde (@MarinaHyde) October 3, 2016

The “Exporting Is Great” website advertises export opportunities for all sorts of industries, from medical provisions to foodstuffs.

The punning opportunity was too good for Lib Dem MP Tom Brake to miss. He said: “Liam Fox’s economic credibility is toast. He is clearly spreading himself too thinly and ending up in a real pickle.

“We all want Britain’s jam industry to thrive, but the Government must lift the lid on the issue of Single Market membership that is vital for British businesses.”

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