Donald Trump Issues Updated Declaration Of Independence To US Congress

"We hold these truths to be self evident, that I totally have a huge wang and my hair is definitely real."

Writer, The Huffington Post UK

Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump has introduced to a new proposed amendment to the US Declaration of Independence in advance of his Whitehouse run. The full text can be found here:

*(Created for the Huffington Post UK Comedy by David Schneider and David Beresford)*

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