Dad Of Four Daughters Shares Hilariously Relatable Insights Into Busy Family Life

A dad has garnered a large Twitter following thanks to his hilarious updates about life with four daughters.

James Breakwell, who goes by the name Exploding Unicorn on Twitter, writes out the funny interactions he has with his kids to his 323,000 followers.

He has four daughters aged five months, 18 months, three, and five, but he doesn't share his children's names on social media.

Documenting everything from the hardships of raising a toddler to the witty interactions between siblings, we guarantee he'll crack you up because:

He never fails to share the honest side of parenting.

Parenthood status: I ate all the marshmallows out of my daughter's cereal and blamed it on a witch.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 10, 2016

Me: We've taken 1,000 pics. We're never going to get all 4 kids smiling at once.

Wife: Fine. Just pick the best one pic.twitter.com/E7jDR5uGIm
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 27, 2016

Magic words that make my children disappear:

3) Bath time

2) Who did this?!

1) When I was your age...
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 30, 2016

Toddler: *spills an entire bowl of popcorn and then eats it off the floor*

5-year-old: Stop it!

Me: Let her go. I don't want to vacuum.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 17, 2016

My kids told their friends we go on picnics.

That's what they call it when I use paper plates inside because I'm too lazy to do the dishes.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 16, 2016

His three-year-old is hilariously insightful.

3-year-old daughter: A boy at daycare said he likes me.

Me: Do you like him back?

3: He colors outside the lines. He needs to grow up.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 15, 2016

3-year-old daughter: Will I have a baby in my belly someday?

Me: If you want to.

3: No thanks. That's where I put my candy.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 5, 2016

3-year-old: Can we have macaroni and cheese?

Me: Sure.

3: Can we have them together in the same pot?

Me:

3:

Me: I'll see what I can do.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 8, 2016

3-year-old: Our house isn't very fast.

Me: It's a house. It doesn't move at all.

3: We should get a faster one.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 16, 2016

[kids screaming]

Me: What's going on?

3-year-old: She's drawing with my favorite color!

Me: What's your favorite color?

3: All of them.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 12, 2016

His wife usually gets a mention, too.

Wife: Did our daughter write this note or did you?

Me: Do you really think my handwriting looks like a 5-year-old's?

Wife: Hers is better.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 15, 2016

Wife: Need help folding the stroller?

Me: I have 2 degrees. I'm fine

[hours later]

Wife: Well?

Me: My arm is stuck. Get the Jaws of Life
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 14, 2016

I took my 5-year-old out to breakfast.

My wife told us to eat something healthy.

We nailed it. pic.twitter.com/16X5CNduWA
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 7, 2016

For more hilarious insights into Breakwell's family life, follow him on Twitter.

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