Squirty Aerosol Tea Has Upset A Lot Of Brits Who Are Not Ready To Give Up On Tea Bags

What fresh hell is this.

As if 2016 hasn’t been challenging enough; the universe seems totally hellbent on making Britain suffer till the bitter end.

The most recent blow to our nation, has been described by many online as pure treason. Let us introduce squirty aerosol tea. Tea in a can.

NoMoreTeaBags

No More Tea Bags has reduced the humble cuppa to the level of whipped cream, all in an effort to help you not have to deal with soggy tea bags or messy leaves (honestly we’re fine).

Initial reviews of No More Tea Bags in The Huffington Post UK office ranged from apathy (coffee drinkers) to complete unwillingness to acknowledge it’s existence. The general consensus is that it tastes better than it looks (horrendous) and smells when you first squirt into the cup, and the Earl Grey variety proved the most popular.

Needless to say people have been absolutely losing it. Won’t someone think of the children.

@TrevorHMoore the progress that mankind has made in medicine, science, travel has just been unravelled by spray tea

— Jim Bond (@thebestbond) September 9, 2016

I saw something pretty horrific today... spray tea in a can. pic.twitter.com/L1GojVlVES

— Robin Elizabeth (@RobinElizabee) September 9, 2016

As if 2016 hadn't been bad enough, now there's spray can tea! Is nothing sacred? https://t.co/S9uQKKtH4A

— Kirsty Hall (@kirstymhall) September 8, 2016

WHAT THE FECK IS THIS?? 😱 https://t.co/a5PvvTJUYN pic.twitter.com/tECNuPkdbB

— Pete Gilpin (@Gilpotron) September 9, 2016

Evils like this are why the world needs a nuclear-armed Britain: https://t.co/jOBsY5PqzH #NomoreTeaBags

— Liberty Adder (@LibertAdder) September 8, 2016

#nomoreteabags what is this abomination?!?

— Tetley (@ipod8500) September 8, 2016

What pure hell is? #spar you disgust me #nomoreteabags pic.twitter.com/FRQVlaaJ7w

— Kennedy (@KennedyElyse) September 8, 2016

That’s enough change for one year.

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