37 Jokes To Make You Feel Better About That Sh*tshow Of A Week

It's been rough week folks.

Treat yourself...

BRITAIN: Brexit is the stupidest, most self-destructive act a country could undertake.
USA: Hold my beer.

— Brian Pedaci (@bpedaci) November 9, 2016

There are 2 bald eagles trapped in a Florida sewer drain. This is more allegory than I can handle right now. pic.twitter.com/5f6YPHv7rB

— Justin Brannan (@JustinBrannan) November 10, 2016

Uk: "Bet you can't out stupid us"
USA: *flips over a horse, kicks self in face, lands in a fire*

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) November 9, 2016

EXCLUSIVE: #TrumpPresident Reveals His New Cabinet https://t.co/txpbCPPZXt pic.twitter.com/1WLpGiCf6l

— HuffPost UK Comedy (@HuffPostUKCom) November 9, 2016

Canada watches the US election from across the border pic.twitter.com/67OR9NlLsT

— Celeste Headlee (@CelesteHeadlee) November 1, 2016

Dear #Florida

You guys don't deserve DisneyWorld #ElectionNight #ElectionDay #AmericaisOverParty

— Shit Mexicans🇲🇽 Do (@SOMEXlCAN) November 9, 2016

It could be worse. You could be a newly born iguana being chased by 25 snakes. So there's that. #ElectionNight

— Stephen Leng (@steveleng) November 9, 2016

So I'm guessing this means love doesn't trump hate then? #FattyGoesBatty pic.twitter.com/bdRi7cXTTM

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) November 11, 2016

I hear you, Sanders supporters who plan to vote Trump. One time I asked for Coke but they only had Pepsi, so I set fire to my head.

— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) July 25, 2016

ENOUGH teasing Melania, she may not be a "traditional" first lady but she still eats jewelry just like you and I pic.twitter.com/B49q7pXsyW

— dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) July 19, 2016

The irony is that this cake has as much qualification to be president as Trump. pic.twitter.com/vsjOvNXuWS

— edgarwright (@edgarwright) November 9, 2016

Who did this? 😂😂#ElectionNight #TrumpWins #RIPAmerica pic.twitter.com/s0iVUx6I3j

— ☆⇝Adnan⇜☆ (@AdnanBonafide) November 9, 2016

donald trump looks like the villain in a movie where the hero is a dog

— josh (@ruinedpicnic) August 29, 2015

World: US Election today.
UK: Toblerone.
World: Trump has a chance...
UK: Toblerone.
World: ... But, Hillary...
UK: TOBLERONE!

— Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg) November 8, 2016

Thought I’d avoid being terrified by the US election through being 14,500ft high in the Chilean altiplano but pic.twitter.com/EcEUqNhBxU

— Helen Macdonald (@HelenJMacdonald) November 7, 2016

Yikes. Germany is pulling no punches #Trump #DerSpiegel pic.twitter.com/5bKQXL1Vcb

— Jonathan Hughes (@heeereeesjonny) November 11, 2016

Insiders say the meeting between Trump and Obama was "the most awkward we've seen since the last time Donald met a black person."

— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) November 11, 2016

Trump humbled by visit to White House, saying it will be an honour for him to knock it down and build a condo hotel on the site.

— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) November 11, 2016

15 Hilariously Depressing US Election Result Jokes Other Than The Actual US Election Result https://t.co/AkrpxY9lzP pic.twitter.com/bM7xtB2TWZ

— HuffPost UK Comedy (@HuffPostUKCom) November 9, 2016

Obama finds positives in Trump meet - such as him not having to leave Michelle alone with Bill for 90 minutes.

— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) November 11, 2016

Still the best Donald Trump vine https://t.co/D4RKqkJmFP

— GuyCodes (@GuyCodes) November 11, 2016

Following Trump's victory, Theresa May’s wardrobe consultant prepares look for the new special relationship. pic.twitter.com/BWyQy398h8

— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) November 9, 2016

Relax everyone, it's not the end of the world. According to the latest polls.

— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) November 9, 2016

Donald Trump may be the first "Choose Your Own Adventure" president. pic.twitter.com/wzKYfxel9u

— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) November 11, 2016

That awkward moment when President Obama welcomed Trump to the White House. pic.twitter.com/XgBnmlB4u9

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) November 11, 2016

This isn't an episode. This isn't marketing. This is reality.

— Black Mirror (@blackmirror) November 9, 2016

Dear America,

You can borrow this if you like, might come in handy today.

Sincerely,
Britain#Election2016 pic.twitter.com/nbuegzjm1P

— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) November 8, 2016

Live from the Canadian border. pic.twitter.com/AWkMUK52AF

— Raj Patel (@Rajio) November 9, 2016

Politics aside this @538politics poll is really eye opening. pic.twitter.com/qObKs3Vpi7

— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) October 12, 2016
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