Labour Party
It turns out the Conservatives did exactly the same thing they're now attacking the government for.
The tech billionaire says the PM failed to go after rape gangs when he was Director of Public Prosecutions.
It comes after the minister reportedly rejected calls for an inquiry into historic child abuse in Oldham.
The prime minister compared the challenges facing the country to exactly 80 years ago.
"Delighted with the news about Sir Sadiq Khan. Olympic-level gammon trolling."
There would be a hung parliament instead, according to the analysis.
If so, what's stopping him?
Rachel Reeves has pledged to take "an iron fist against waste".
"It’s not a choice between re-running the Brexit argument and perpetually giving two fingers to the European Union."
Most Reform supporters see it as a chance to eat and drink.