Think your cat loves you as much as you love him/her? Fool!
Most cats really couldn't give a monkey's about anything - as demonstrated here by Teddy, who takes approximately 19 seconds to prove the point.
He'll do what he wants, when he wants. And if he fancies knocking something on the floor then yawning at the tedium of it all, that's what he's going to do. Got that?
(A polite hat-tip to Copyranter for introducing us to Teddy.)
OK, OK: we admit not all cats are assholes like Teddy. And to redress the balance, do please feast your eyes on 30 more feline videos that are under 30 seconds long...