The terms 'amazeballs' and 'mummy porn' have been added to the Dictionary Of Most Annoying Words In The English Language.
The dictionary's publisher said it was "like, totes blown away" by the thousands of entries it received after inviting all vaguely English-speaking members of the public to become "word-spotters" - a move which also prompted it to include 'word-spotter' in the new edition.
'Amazeballs' is defined in the dictionary as "an exclamation inviting someone to hit you"; while the definition of 'mummy porn' is "a sexist, patronising term to describe erotica enjoyed by millions of women who dare to be both mothers and sexual beings".
Other new entries to the dictionary include 'marra' (some sort of northern slang), 'shabby chic' (a style of interior design that will be out of fashion in less than two years) and 'frenemy' (a friend who is also an enemy, probably because of your use of the word frenemy).
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