Sorry Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson, but as far as naff tattoos go, these have surely got to be up there.
Both One Directioners unveiled some odd new designs as they stopped by Manchester's Key 103 radio station yesterday.
Harry has added to his growing collection of inkings by having a three leaf clover, some zigzags, a key, a 99p price tag and some writing on his wrist.
He's also had the words 'Things I Can't' on his forearm. We're guessing they all have a very deep meaning.
Harry's only just recently had a birdcage, some comedy masks and an iced gem added to the inside of his bicep and ribcage.
Meanwhile Louis debuted his very first inking too, showing off the etching of a stick man on a skateboard on his forearm.
Harry and Louis are not the only members of the band to have tats, as Zayn Malik has an extensive collection, ranging from a microphone to a big 'ZAP' design.
At this rate they'll be giving Rihanna a run for her money for the most celeb tats.
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