No, it's not kitty porn*. It's two cats. Sharing one bowl. Of food.
And not for them, barging into each other and greedily trying to eat at the same time, like some sort of animal heathens/dogs. Oh, no.
No, these moggies are far more polite than that. In a rude, inconsiderate kind of way.
Click play on the video above to see what we mean. And if, at 46 seconds long, it's too much of a commitment, then fear not: simply console yourself instead with these cat clips, which are each 30 seconds or less. Result!
*And a hat-tip to @SimonNRicketts for both alerting us to the video, and the title.