Mario Balotelli was once likened to Eric Cantona for his rebel without a cause character when now the only suitable comparison between the duo is their penalty-taking. Nevertheless, the Italian attention-seeker has dyed his hair a horrific bleach blonde to gain some more attention.
And yes, he has succeeded. But instead of focusing on the Manchester City striker, it's time to take a trip down memory lane and recall some other direly dyed monstrosities...