The photo below was posted to Reddit with the description "My friend found this on the floor of her 8th grade classroom" (UK readers: 8th graders are about 13 years old) and has swiftly gone viral.
We have to say, we admire this kid for his* honesty:
*We also have to say that it's likely the "when I'm mad or need to cry" lines have been written by a girl, and the "fried chicken" lines have been written by a boy. Just a hunch.