Since when were bike thieves so courteous? Since now, as this sequence of um, charming pictures shows.
The now viral snaps surfaced on Reddit courtesy of seenic, who posted: “3 nights ago my bike was stolen. It just turned up back in my yard this morning with this note…Ain’t even mad.”
The said note reads:
Dear bike owner,
On Saturday April 20 I graduated from university and got straight white girl wasted. After the bar it was too late to catch a bus and I am too broke to afford a cab, so I borrowed your bike without asking.
It was a lusciously smooth ride from what I remember.
Anways, I am very sorry I did not ask to borrow your bike, so I have returned it with a coupon for a free Lava cake at Domino’s as an apology.
Cheers,
Bike Theif [sic]
Sooooo, bearing in mind the said coupon was expired, how do you feel about this?
(N.B. Urban Dictionary tells us "white girl wasted" is less sinister than it sounds: "The term is derived from the extreme inebriation most commonly experienced by white females between age 17 to 27." Phew)
