What do you get the girl who has everything? A 24-carat gold vibrator, obviously.
Luxury sex toy emporium Lelo's ‘Inez’ costs a mere £10,000, and a two-hour charge will provide a whopping four hours of bliss.
Should you feel that gold is a little, I dunno, “tacky” or if your pockets aren’t quite deep enough, why not opt for the silver version, a snip at £5,000.
Lelo's Inez vibrator is 2-carat gold and will set you back £10,000
We do hope these babies are kept under lock and key – for last year an armed robber stole an 18-carat gold-plated vibrator from a luxury sex shop in Brazil.
Police say he walked into the Erotica Luxo store in Brasilia, tied up a clerk and took the £2,600 item from its display case. He stole nothing else.
Store owner Vanessa Baldini told G1 news the Swedish-made vibrator had a stainless steel core, making the removal of any gold plating extremely difficult.
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Adding that he hadn’t taken the vibrator charger either, she said: “I really don’t know what he’ll do. I’ll leave it up to his imagination.”
These are not the first super-expensive love aids to have hit the shelves however.
In 2010 Forbes reported on the $1m (£654,000) Pearl Royale vibrator, which made its inaugural appearance at the Asia Adult Expo.
A press released heralded the toy as: “A lavish vibrator cast in solid platinum, embellished with over 1,000 sparkling white diamonds, royal blue sapphires, lustrous South Sea pearls and the finest pink diamonds on the planet.”
Blimey...