Simon Rich and Farley Katz
This Valentine's Day be careful not to be consumed in mushiness - keep your wits about you.
One moment you're in the can't-keep-you-hands-off-each-other honeymoon period and the next... you're married.
Those blissful days become a distant memories as your love life becomes avalanched by bills, baby sitters, trips to the in-laws and disputes over whose turn it is to take out the bin.
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The Married Kama Sutra: The World’s Least Erotic Sex Manual is a warning for the soon-to-be-married and a support pamphlet for those already knee-deep in holy matrimony.
Enjoy.