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Nearly all of the Romanian and Bulgarian migrants who arrived in the UK on 1 January are now turning around and leaving due to the increase in rail fares, HuffPost UK Comedy has learned.
Some described it as "the last straw after meeting Keith Vaz".
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In a poll asking the new migrants to name their reason for immediately choosing to leave the UK, 80% cited the latest rise in rail fares, followed by 'realising the UK coalition government is just horrible' (72%), 'the forthcoming series of Celebrity Big Brother' (64%) and 'Jeremy Clarkson' (40%).
Many of the migrants are now unfortunately stranded in the UK, however, due to being unable to afford the train journey to their nearest airport.
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