International Jazz Day: 22 Things You Should Never Say To A Jazz Musician

22 Things You Should Never Say To A Jazz Musician
Michael Buble performs during the To Be Loved Tour 2013 at the BB&T Center on November 2, 2013 in Sunrise, Florida. (Photo by Jeff Daly Invision/AP)
Michael Buble performs during the To Be Loved Tour 2013 at the BB&T Center on November 2, 2013 in Sunrise, Florida. (Photo by Jeff Daly Invision/AP)
Jeff Daly/Invision/AP

You're at a wedding, in a restaurant or, incredibly, an actual jazz venue.

A jazz band is playing.

If you want them to like you, do not, under any circumstances, say any of the following to them...

(With thanks to: Gwilym Simcock, Diccon Cooper, Joy Ellis, Darren Altman, Fiona Egan, Hannah Northedge, Christian Vaughan, Richard Swan, Ben Bastin.)

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