Luis Suarez Bites Giorgio Chiellini: The Funniest Twitter Reactions

After unusual overnight deal with FIFA not to ban him from World Cup, a contrite Suarez appears at press conference. pic.twitter.com/UIzZCSmXRZ

— Brandy Snap (@Brandy_Snap) June 25, 2014

BREAKING: Luis Suarez has this morning been captured by Brazilian Police. pic.twitter.com/b4ap5TB9DN

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) June 25, 2014

For me there are 3 options available to help Suarez -1.get him professional help 2.pull out his teeth & 3. see pic pic.twitter.com/NCEZn1j53s

— BK Matewe (@bkmatewe) June 25, 2014

Ha ha ha ha! This is a good one #Suarezpic.twitter.com/YcXKGD2nPY

— Neil Sanghavi (@NeilSanghavi) June 25, 2014

#SBNationNightmareFuelhttp://t.co/taeB6aYvnypic.twitter.com/Sr9sz8YBhl

— SB Nation (@SBNation) June 25, 2014

Here is a heartwarming pic of Luis Suarez getting ready for his 1st ever school trip. pic.twitter.com/acn4Fnzkc5

— Mike Toolan (@Toolyboy) June 25, 2014

Welcome to Chez #Suarez - we now have Italian on the menu. #ITA#URU#PlayersOnTheSuarezMenu#Chiellinipic.twitter.com/vJ8Qk44rVV

— Ryan Owen Gibson (@ryanowengibson) June 24, 2014

Finally, a picture of the Suarez incident that's not photoshopped. pic.twitter.com/xlMSi3YE5i

— Marco Credentino (@bigcreds) June 25, 2014

Luis Suarez's agent this morning... http://t.co/WfbCA5WeKI

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 25, 2014

"Chiellini, what did Suarez do to you?!" http://t.co/o26ZnEoYuo

— Sunday League (@SundayShoutsFC) June 25, 2014

Does that mean he's turned that other player into a Suarez now too?

— Gráinne Maguire (@GrainneMaguire) June 25, 2014

Luis Suarez is hoping that Uruguay meet Germany in the final as he said he would like to try a shoulder of Lahm.

— Dan (@ehdannyboy) June 25, 2014

They should THROW THE BOOK at Suarez. And see if he catches it in his mouth. And then returns it.

#Suarez

#worldcup2014

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) June 25, 2014

Suarez needs to go and lie down in his basket and think about what he's done.

— Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) June 25, 2014

Suarez needs to be walked often and he needs to be around other footballers more. This sort of behaviour is typical of a nervous footballer.

— Col (@Bigshirtlesscol) June 25, 2014

World Cup fact - Suarez will be able to continue playing but he might have to wear one of those big plastic funnels round his head x

— noel fielding (@noelfielding11) June 25, 2014

I hope Suarez is OK after being viciously shouldered in the teeth. #WorldCup

— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) June 24, 2014

Imagine how bad Suarez's bark is.

— Jason (@NickMotown) June 25, 2014

Yeah, everyone's doingjokes about Suarez, but in 7 days time when every city is deserted and most of us are undead, who'll be laughing then?

— Lisa (@BiscuitAhoy) June 25, 2014

I once went fishing with Luis Suarez. Didn't catch any fish, but got plenty of nibbles.

— Adam Hills (@adamhillscomedy) June 25, 2014

More important than banning Suarez for a few matches is to give him anti-rabies vaccination before each tournament - so that others are safe

— The Bad Doctor (@doctoratlarge) June 25, 2014

When most men explain the off-side rule, it's usually the ketchup intercepting the salt. With Suarez it's the fava beans and a nice chianti.

— Mitten D'Amour (@PFPTMillsy) June 25, 2014

To be fair, it is lunchtime.

— HoustonDynamo (@HoustonDynamo) June 24, 2014

I imagine #suarez knew he was in trouble when Mike Tyson turned up outside his camp with a fishing rod and some chicken.

— @nd®é™ (@AndreTheViking) June 25, 2014

In fairness, if you had a child who repeatedly bit other children & refused to change their behaviour, you'd have no choice but to sell it.

— Colm Tobin (@colmtobin) June 24, 2014

'FIFA are launching an investigation into allegations that Suarez bit an opponent.'

Don't FIFA have a telly?

— rab livingstone (@rablivingstone) June 25, 2014

Suarez: If I was a betting man, my money would be on "FIFA Disciplinary Committee doesn't meet until the day after the World Cup Final"

— Alistair Coleman (@scaryduck) June 25, 2014

Following a full and transparent investigation, FIFA have announced that Luis Suarez will host the 2026 World Cup.

— Primly Stable (@PrimlyStable) June 25, 2014

Cameron stands by Suarez: “I’ve been given no actionable information & I accept his assurances that he knows nothing of biting Chiellini.”

— Martin Shovel (@MartinShovel) June 25, 2014

No-one seems to be offering Suarez a shoulder to cry on.

— beaubodor (@beaubodor) June 25, 2014