Manchester City's #AskJesus Twitter Q&A Descends Into Farce

If you can turn water into wine, can you turn Glen Johnson into a footballer? #askjesus

— Matty Johnson (@MattyJohnson8) July 28, 2014

Are you any good on crosses? #askjesus

— Gordon Murphy (@Lordmuca) July 28, 2014

You fed 5,000 people with 5 loaves and 2 fish, so why couldn't you be arsed to get me a cake on my birthday?

#AskJesus

— yaya toure (@YayaToure_) July 28, 2014

#AskJesus

if you can heal blind and paralysed people can you heal Fabregas' hairline?

— Feo (@FeoWalcutt) July 28, 2014

#AskJesus You brought Lazarus back from the dead, so can you give Giroud legs?

— Pablö (@Parmpal_) July 28, 2014

Did you become a winger because of your previous experience with crosses? #AskJesus

— b. (@_wangwe) July 28, 2014

I know you can heal the lame, but would Andy Carroll be too big an ask? #AskJesus

— Ian Power (@IHPower) July 28, 2014

You claim to be able to turn water into wine, but can you make all those empty seats disappear at the Etihad? #AskJesus#Sham

— Zar (@unknownsock_zar) July 28, 2014