The Week In 50 Funny Tweets: Starring Benedict Cumberbatch, Bonfire Night And The John Lewis Christmas Advert

For anyone affected by the issues raised by the Cumberbatch engagement:

Go outside.

He's not real.

Your head invented him.

Stop crying.

— Geraint. (@geraintgriffith) November 5, 2014

The first scene from Star Wars: The Force Awakens has been revealed! pic.twitter.com/8fLJB7uVuX

— Christian Beranek (@beranek) November 6, 2014

Remember, Remember, it's Buy Forks Night.. pic.twitter.com/OhLaXJ8wj6

— Bacardi Oakheart (@Midgetgems26) November 5, 2014

Some surprising additions in Miliband's shadow cabinet reshuffle. #montythepenguinpic.twitter.com/avBZY6MMmw

— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) November 6, 2014

It's easy to think Penguins are cute, but what are the real facts? pic.twitter.com/Y4PfcnNJ8I

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) November 6, 2014

Anatomy of a penguin. pic.twitter.com/xTERoVCHv0

— Lisa (@biscuitahoy) November 6, 2014