On the second day of CES the tech gods saw the swathes of hot, aggravated journalists slowly getting nowhere and decided that it was not good.
So they handily directed them to the booths that had rocket skates and electric skateboards so they could move around more quickly.
They then saw that atendees eyes were failing thanks to a combination of almost constant writing and a strange need to sit moodily at the hotel bars all night pretending they were spies.
To help address this they directed these weary wordsmiths to the Sony booth where the company had just unveiled possibly the brightest and thinnest TV ever made.
The tech gods sat back and saw that all was good, and so as a reward they made themselves a highly connected ultra-safe bicycle helmet and gave it to Volvo as a treat.