Here come the Oscars - a time to honour talent, to showcase couture, and of course, to take the mickey out of everyone who is more rich and famous than you.
Will Chiwetel Ejiofor be lifting the gold statuette? And will Leonardo DiCaprio slide into a seething rage if he is passed up yet again?
And will anyone weep profusely like Gwyneth Paltrow, proclaim undying love for their brother and then passionately kiss him on the mouth (no Angelina Jolie, we haven't forgotten about that...)
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Fingers crossed.
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