BREAKING NEWS: Woman Gives Birth To Second Baby

A married mother has given birth to her second child.

It comes following approximately nine months of pregnancy, a condition commonly caused by an act of unprotected sexual intercourse.

In 2013 the woman delivered her first child in similar circumstances.

The mother and her newborn are in good health, a source revealed.

The baby girl is expected to embark on a privileged childhood alongside her elder sibling when she leaves hospital.

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