Britain First Scotland Meeting Scuppered By Tiny Turnout

Britain First In Embarrassing Tiny Turnout Shocker

Oh this is hilariously familiar.

Britain First went all the way to Scotland on Wednesday night to drum up support for their own unique brand of pseudo-political fear-mongering.

For their troubles they were rewarded with a tiny room containing 18 angry-looking white men.

Despite this rather pathetic turnout they still felt the need to trumpet their 'success' on Facebook (in BLOCK CAPITALS, obviously).

PHOTOS FROM LAST NIGHT'S BRITAIN FIRST MEETING IN SCOTLAND. DOUBLE THE TURNOUT OF OUR LAST MEETING IN GLASGOW! OCS

Posted by Britain First on Thursday, April 30, 2015

They even decided to advertise the fact that a turnout of 18 is DOUBLE their last visit to Scotland.

Progress guys, progress.

Of course this isn't the first time such a event has occurred - last month they held a 'Britannia Ball' and the turnout was similarly poor.

Lets have a look at how that one went...

Well, there were these six (we're not sure if the two in the back were there on purpose).

And there were these five...

This one (the one on the right was in the last photo...)

And there were these.... no wait, they've all been counted.

Ok, so to be generous and bump up the numbers we're going to include this chap (not the police officers).

And there's a photo here showing some weird medal ceremony with another three people including their illustrious leader Paul Golding.

So that's a grand total of 16. And someone must have been taking the pictures so let's say 17.

17. max.

Bangin' turnout.

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