Kate Middleton Gives Birth: 27 Funny Tweets To Pass The Time Until Royal Baby Is Unveiled

The #RoyalBaby is coming.

— Jon Snow (@LordSnow) May 2, 2015

It's a girl! #RoyalBaby#kidding#StillNoNews

— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) May 1, 2015

David Icke has posted the first picture of the #RoyalBaby birth pic.twitter.com/dlRgAT67s2

— Katie Weasel (@KatieWeasel) May 2, 2015

William: it's a girl!

Philip: quick, put it in its human suit before the press get here.

#RoyalBabypic.twitter.com/y8wgIT3xz6

— Wilde Thing (@WildeThingy) May 2, 2015

I hope it's reptilian #royalbaby

— Rick Edwards (@rickedwards1) May 2, 2015

Left behind on the naughty step, someone is struggling to cope with feelings of sibling jealousy… #RoyalBabypic.twitter.com/umwpB7QrYq

— Brandy Snap (@Brandy_Snap) May 2, 2015

Prince George's reaction to Kate's labour was not surprising

#RoyalBaby

http://t.co/7lGGKkunuupic.twitter.com/o1Q8QX107z

— HuffPostUK Pictures (@HuffPostUKPics) May 2, 2015

As the last #RoyalBaby was called George what are the chances of the latest addition being called Zippy or Bungle?

— Andy Stevenson (@producerandyuk) May 2, 2015

Charlotte if it's a girl. James if it's a boy. Ul'u-amaatanui the Dark Enforcer if it's a lizard. #RoyalBaby

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) May 2, 2015

If it's a boy, name him Jon. If it's a girl, name her Arya. #RoyalBaby

— Jon Snow (@LordSnow) May 2, 2015

I vote either Phoebe or Phoebo. #RoyalBaby

— Clare Holman-Hobbs (@clarebearhh) May 2, 2015

A lot of last minute betting on the #RoyalBaby being called Rumpelstiltskin.

— Carl Maxim (@carlmaxim) May 2, 2015

Good thing is Will & Kate already have a pram & a cot & stuff from George so they'll save a little money there. #RoyalBaby

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 2, 2015

We have to mention the Duchess #RoyalBaby without saying the word Labour

Dave: is that possible?

Here it is Sir

https://t.co/o0aLyrvqqT

— Sophia Cannon (@UndercoverMutha) May 2, 2015

In line with tradition, the #RoyalBaby will be placed between Nicholas Witchell and Kay Burley and crawl towards its first interview.

— Carl Maxim (@carlmaxim) May 2, 2015

I’ve never noticed until now how much Prince Harry is starting to look like Nicolas Witchell.

— Dave Jones (@WelshGasDoc) September 8, 2014

Can't believe Nicolas Witchell is being shrunk Inner Space style and inserted into the Royal birth canal for BBC News

— Christian O'Connell (@OC) May 2, 2015

At Protein World HQ, the intern is nervously poised to press 'tweet' on their "Swap your baby-body for a beach-body" tactical ad. #RoyalBaby

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) May 2, 2015

Let's hope the White Walkers don't get their hands on the #RoyalBaby

— Jon Snow (@LordSnow) May 2, 2015

Not long before we see the #RoyalBabypic.twitter.com/fbwpNLASVb

— Michael Clarke (@Mr_Mike_Clarke) May 2, 2015

"Yes Your Majesty, I am serious. I want to hold it up outside the hospital like Simba from the Lion King"

#RoyalBabypic.twitter.com/8Tw447NRsl

— David Cameron (@DavidChameron) May 2, 2015

For Pete's sake, leave the poor woman alone. She signed up for public service, not public cervix. #RoyalBaby

— Jessica Rudd (@Jess_Rudd) May 2, 2015

If you're a doctor working at the Lindo Wing, it must be tempting to hold a doll out of a window, Lion King style. #RoyalBaby#alldaylong

— Amar Adatia (@amaradatia) May 2, 2015

If the #RoyalBaby isn't revealed at Buckingham Palace like this I will be very disappointed. pic.twitter.com/chdxxSv2VB

— Disney Reactions (@DisneyReactss) May 2, 2015

Royal doctor has arrived to deliver the baby. On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix, the sequel. #royalbaby

— Prince Charles (@Charles_HRH) May 2, 2015

I've got a bad feeling about this, you guys... #RoyalBabypic.twitter.com/C7VrG5lMjh

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) May 2, 2015

Bloody hell, Kay... #RoyalBabypic.twitter.com/7cAu5eCB5l

— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) May 2, 2015

I'm a monarchist, but no getting around how deeply weird the #RoyalBaby spectacle is. Like some druidic fertility ritual, plus Kay Burley.

— Tom Doran (@portraitinflesh) May 2, 2015