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As she lay there, trembling and powerless to resist, Iain Duncan Smith threw away her wheelchair and declared her fit for work.

— 50 Shades of Tory (@50ShadesOfTory) May 9, 2015

"I want you to talk to me like I'm dirt, like I'm nothing," She urged. "Have you considered a career in teaching?" Michael Gove replied.

— 50 Shades of Tory (@50ShadesOfTory) May 9, 2015

"You look sexy as hell and I want you inside me right now," whispered Eric Pickles to the dessert trolley.

— 50 Shades of Tory (@50ShadesOfTory) May 10, 2015

"Harder! Faster! Deeper! Harder! Faster! Yes! Yes! Harder!". No-one could doubt George Osborne's enthusiasm for public service cuts

— 50 Shades of Tory (@50ShadesOfTory) May 9, 2015

He ripped open her top and electricity surged through her body. Sadly, due to increased ambulance response times, defibrillation was futile.

— 50 Shades of Tory (@50ShadesOfTory) May 10, 2015

"I'll do anything you want, and I mean anything"...

"I know, David, I know," replied Mr Murdoch.

— 50 Shades of Tory (@50ShadesOfTory) May 9, 2015

"Down a bit...a bit more...more...just a bit more...oh, yeah, that's perfect!" Iain Duncan Smith loved massaging the unemployment figures.

— 50 Shades of Tory (@50ShadesOfTory) May 10, 2015