Prince Charles 'Black Spider' Letters Released And The Only Winner Is The Patagonian Toothfish

From the first few, the Prince Charles letters are mainly of a man with too much time on his hands and a liking for exclamation marks.

— John Hyde (@JohnHyde1982) May 13, 2015

Prince Charles's letters released. *goes for nap and waits for someone else to find the interesting bits*

— Julia Hartley-Brewer (@JuliaHB1) May 13, 2015

#BlackSpiderMemos Wow, Prince Charles wrote to Secretary of State and Industry to lobby for funding for a charity he set up! :0

— Ryan (@RyanBush85) May 13, 2015

@charltonbrooker But.. but... badger culls! Agriculture! Patagonian toothfish!

— Tom Davidson (@DPTomDavidson) May 13, 2015

Is there NOTHING in Prince Charles' letters about him being an evil lizard?

— Tom Holland (@holland_tom) May 13, 2015

These letters show that Prince Charles would be more useful to Britain if he watched Dave all day while eating Frazzles.

— Newsfox (@theNewsfox) May 13, 2015

Of course these aren't the real Prince Charles letters. Where's the stuff about planning the twin towers or chemtrails? WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

— Generalissimo Twll (@twlldun) May 13, 2015

Genuine Prince Charles letter: I "hope that the illegal fishing of the Patagonian Toothfish will be high on your list of priorities".

— Will Heaven (@WillHeaven) May 13, 2015

Big day for the Patagonian toothfish.

— SimonNRicketts (@SimonNRicketts) May 13, 2015

Currently fucking devastated over the state of the Patagonian toothfish.

— Bella (@bellamackie) May 13, 2015

Hmm, Patagonian Toothfish.

With chips and mushy peas, I hope.

— David Rigby (@DavidRigby5) May 13, 2015

Always nice to see the Patagonian Toothfish trending.

— Adrian Wale (@AdrianWale) May 13, 2015

Prince Charles has got Patagonian Toothfish trending.

— Jessica Elgot (@jessicaelgot) May 13, 2015

When's Patagonian toothfish awareness week?

— Col (@Beefylol) May 13, 2015

BREAKING: Patagonian Toothfish announces Labour leadership bid. pic.twitter.com/RBmFEQlyDb

— Carl Maxim (@carlmaxim) May 13, 2015

Patagonian Toothfish is a top notch band name.

— Benjamin Teear (@BJTeear) May 13, 2015

Have to say had never heard of the Patagonian toothfish #charlesletters

— Ben Monro-Davies (@benm_d) May 13, 2015

I love my Patagonian toothfish lightly fried in badger oil.

— Tim Smith (@GasheadAu) May 13, 2015

I have to say that a quick scan of the Prince Charles letters suggests they are rather Patagonian Toothless... #charlesletters

— Matthew Thompson (@mattuthompson) May 13, 2015