A Reddit thread asking parents the one thing they know about their young children that they would never tell them is providing some of the best comedy gold ever to grace the internet.
User, The Explosive Candle, instigated the hilarity with a simple question...
Moms of Reddit, what do you know about your child that you will never tell to him/her?
And they did not disappoint.
And we agree, this will one day come out...
But it prompted a few further recollections....
Pets did not come out well...
Or sex toys...
This should definitely stay secret....
Very cool...
And then it gets a bit serious...