EL James Twitter Q&A Went Pretty Badly For '50 Shades Of Grey Author'

Mon 29 Jun at 6pm UK time, @E_L_James will be doing a live chat with @TwitterBooks. Use #AskELJames to ask a question pic.twitter.com/Ixu9fPo31v

— fiftyshadesUK (@fiftyshadesUK) June 23, 2015

How could E.L. James not have known that #ASKELJames would turn into at least 50 shades of shade?

Come on, lady.

— Imani Gandy (@AngryBlackLady) June 29, 2015

Hi Bee. A few... Dinner with Mrs R. Georgia when she turns up at the bar... Tallis sceen and the scenes with Elliot. https://t.co/C0HHbyE77X

— E L James (@E_L_James) June 29, 2015

Hi Michele. Two: Sara by Fleetwood Mac and Hello Like Before by Bill Withers https://t.co/YxqCsrSIra

— E L James (@E_L_James) June 29, 2015

Are you as homophobic in real life as your books are? Asking for a friend. #AskELJames

— Jenny Trout (@Jenny_Trout) June 29, 2015

#AskELJames Do you think Christian Grey's troubled childhood justifies the barely consensual abuse he inflicts on all his lovers?

— Glenn (@justabloodygame) June 29, 2015

My boss said no when I asked if I could kiss him and then I did anyway because no means yes right? Things at work are awkward. #AskELJames

— Anna (@thatswedishgirl) June 29, 2015

would you donate some of your money to women who became victims of abuse thanks to your books? #AskELJames

— Kit (@maybemarvellous) June 29, 2015

#AskELJames are you falling in love with all of the people that are abusing you over twitter tonight? isn't that how love goes???

— rachol (@imawanchor) June 29, 2015

Is stalking ok as long as I use a private jet to get there? #AskELJames

— Spanky McDutcherson (@thatdutchperson) June 29, 2015

#AskELJames Does your own inner goddess look angrily at you in the mirror, singing 'Money Money Money' as shredded dictionaries rain down?

— Cersei the Fair (@NiceQueenCersei) June 29, 2015

#AskELJames

does the E.L. Stand for ELiterate?

— caitlin stasey (@caitlinstasey) June 29, 2015

#AskELJames I don't think you're a good enough writer to know this isn't a question.

— Lucas Neff (@RealLucasNeff) June 29, 2015

What do you dislike more, Independent strong woman or the English language? #AskELJames

— Trevor Donovan (@TrevDon) June 29, 2015

#AskELJames What's your favourite shade out of the 50? Is there a chance that more shades will be added?

— Jack Howard (@JackHoward) June 29, 2015

#AskELJames

How are babies made?

— crabstickz (@Chris_Kendall_) June 29, 2015

#askELJames Does this Q&A have a safeword?

— Mitch Benn (@MitchBenn) June 29, 2015

#AskELJames I've been banned from the Holland & Barrett ginger counter. Will you put a good word in for me?

— Daisy Buchanan (@NotRollergirl) June 29, 2015

'At Last' was a great song. Any other R&B/Soul classics planned? #AskELJames

— Sarah Brand (@sarahgailbrand) June 29, 2015

#AskELJames I thought I had bought all the 50 shades books, but there were only three of them. Where can I obtain the other 47 please?

— Brigid Mahony (@brigidichka) June 29, 2015

#AskELJames Which version of 'Sit Down' do you prefer, the 1989 3"CD one or THAT 1991 take? The 1998 remix is not an acceptable answer.

— RMcNamara (@RorsDM) June 29, 2015

#AskELJames when your publicist saw the response to this hashtag, what shade of grey did they go...?

— Ellen Rose (@icklenellierose) June 29, 2015

#AskELJames Is the international community seeking to deliberately humiliate Greece or is it a genuine attempt to impose fiscal discipline?

— Primly Stable (@PrimlyStable) June 29, 2015

Massive pile-on against 50 Shades author in #AskELJames hashtag. She wrote a book. Many people liked it. If you don't, don't read it. Simple

— Naomi O'Leary (@NaomiOhReally) June 29, 2015

#AskELJames why? Because when women take control of their sexuality it makes people mad. You are all backward. Go picket Vivid.

— Iliza Shlesinger (@iliza) June 29, 2015