Tony Blair's Labour Party Speech: What He Really Meant

Speaking at a Progress event in London on Wednesday, Tony Blair did what he does best and intervened in the workings of the Labour Party, because that's just what he gets to do as their only successful leader since the 70s.

Here's everything he said, with what he really meant in red:

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