Just when you thought 'sexy' Halloween costumes couldn't get any sexier (seriously, they kind of peaked at Sexy Orange Wedge)... one man has dropped a massive game changer.
Behold, the sexy Halloween costume deciding chart:
Created by genius Twitter user SadFaceOtter, the chart uses your birthday to do all the hard costume planning work for you.
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Simply find your birth month and day, then put the two words together to work out which sexy character you were destined to be.
I don't know about you, but I'm super excited to dress up as a Dirty Smart Car next weekend. Thanks, the internet!