ASOS Are Selling This Man Cape So You Can Lounge Like A Boss

Every once in a while, an invention is thrust upon the earth SO great that the entire course of history is changed unalterably forever.

Gentlemen... behold, the man cape.

ASOS Loungewear Cape, £30 from ASOS.com

ASOS describe the loungewear creation as made from "soft-touch jersey" that "falls generously over the body," which sounds so exquisitely comfortable that the clothes we're currently wearing are starting to hurt us a bit.

We don't know who invented you, man cape, but we want to name our first born after your warm, gentle folds.

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