Because they do things differently in America.
Not content with a new bike or an XBox, a true US of A present is a gun.
There's this festive little automatic killing machine...
Oh yeah, always need the laser sight...
This jolly one-hander...
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Got to get them started young...
As long as it's just ducks...
Just leave it there, for the best...
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Oh of course he got one...
A fine piece of wood...
Yup, it must be love...
They even come in his and hers apparently....
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Ooh, I wonder what it is...
Sod the turkey, let's go shoot a box...
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Guns topped the Christmas wish-list this year with a 24% increase in demand from 2014.
According to the Gun Violence Archive, 13,199 people were killed by guns in America in 2015, 1,894 of them were accidental.