- We are the French Police! We're going to stop those terrorist attacks once and for all!
- Oh, thank goodness! How are you going to do that?
- At the beach!
- What?
- Yes! At the beach! We're going to make Muslim women strip in public, so that they stop supporting Isis by covering up their arms!
- Wait, what? You're going to make -- women -- strip?? Is it done by a female police officer?
- No we prefer to use like three or four armed, male officers per woman.
- This is at gunpoint?!
- No no. We just HAVE our guns. You know, on our belts. That way when we stand around her there's like, a perimeter fence of dicks and weaponry at eye level. Anyway they won't be assault rifles, they'll just be handguns. Oh and we'll have batons. And stab vests.
- That sounds like a lot of clothing for the beach.
- ...
- So how much clothing do you make them take off?
- Well, the mayor said they have to look like women with good morals.
- The mayor said women have to dress like they have good morals? Is he French? What do women with good morals look like?
- Kind of, white and naked I think.
- What about nuns?
- Nuns are different!
- Why, because they're Christian?
- Well, nuns are good, you know? Nuns are fine.
- So you wouldn't force a nun to strip.
- Of course not, come on, have some respect.
- Ok. So, once the Muslim women are naked enough to look like they have good morals, is that it?
- Yeah! They just have to be naked enough.
- To stop Isis attacking again.
- Yeah.
- Have many of the Isis attacks in France involved women in Islamic dress?
- Well no. Actually none of the Isis attacks in Europe have been committed by women at all.
- Huh.
- But you know, when they dress like that, it looks shifty. People don't feel safe at the beach when they can't see a woman's body. She might be hiding something.
- Like her body?
- Exactly.
- So what does your mother wear to the beach?
- Oh God! A kaftan! I don't want her wobbling around in a bikini!
- And your dad?
- Whatever he wants, who cares?