The Chancellor's budget is usually a rather bland monologue with a few gems scattered here and there. Fortunately we watched it all and filtered out the all the boring bits.
George Osborne said "growth" weirdly:
Yorkshire created more jobs than the whole of France in the past year:
But that was because France didn't create any new jobs:
Our Budget Bingo was quickly filling out:
Vince Cable seemed a bit unhappy about the goings-on:
And Danny Alexander looked a bit bored:
Osborne announced a plan to raise the minimum wage:
And he got possibly the most unwanted endorsement ever:
Before channeling a payday lender:
Clegg was happy to fiddle with his phone while the Chancellor outlined his long term economic plan:
Osborne didn't really know his audience:
He praised the new £1 coin designed by a student:
But failed to cover the REALLY important stuff:
There was obviously the usual jeers and cheers from the House:
Osborne hit Ed Miliband right in the kitchens:
And announced another penny off the pint:
Tax returns were abolished:
The government was feeling charitable, extending the GiftAid scheme:
He also announced some more money for fixing churches:
But there were some cuts everyone still wanted to see:
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