23 Too-Real Tweets About Kids And New Year's Resolutions

"My 8yo told me her New Year’s resolution is not to step on anthills if anyone needs a lesson in realistic goal-setting."
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Nobody can throw a wrench into your resolutions — or demonstrate the absurdity of trying to make them — quite like your own child. 

Here, some of the funniest parents on X (formerly Twitter) wax oh-so-honestly about what it means to make New Year’s resolutions when you have kids, and what it is that kids think the word “resolution” means.