34 Tweets About Screen Time That Every Parent Knows To Be True

"Just saw a post where new parents holding their newborn were bragging about how they raise their baby with 0 screen time, which is like me bragging at 12:01am that I haven’t had ice cream at all that day"

Researchers, paediatricians, psychologists, educators and members of the federal legislature all agree: parents should limit children’s screen time. 

And it’s not that parents disagree. Most of us would be happy to put in place stricter limits on our kids’ screen use, provided that we’re given a professional child distractor to subdue our children every time we need to prepare food, clean up a sticky mess, do laundry, respond to an email, take a phone call, speak to another human, take any mode of transit or use the bathroom. 

Without such help forthcoming, many parents find themselves trapped in an endless cycle of promising to enforce screen time limits, exceeding those limits and then feeling guilty about it. 

Here, the witty parents of X (formerly Twitter) describe the process in hilarious detail.