38 Too-True Tweets About Kids And Their Snacks

"My oldest child calls me 'Dad', the middle calls me 'Daddy', and my youngest calls me 'Can I Have A Snack?'"

It is a universally acknowledged truth that if you are in the company of a child, that child will ask you for a snack — and you better have one on hand or be able to procure one quickly.

All childcare, at it’s heart, is really about keeping kids fed — at least in the U.S. They say that in France kids all eat on the same schedule and have precisely one snack per day at 4:00pm, but bon chance getting that to work here in the land of hot dogs and Doritos. 

Below, some of the funniest parents on X (formerly Twitter) describe the very special relationship kids have to their snacks, and the providers thereof.