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50 Of The Funniest Marriage Tweets Of 2024

"My husband is out of town, but the cupboard doors are still open, so now I have to face some cold hard truths about myself."
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Relationships Reporter, HuffPost

This year, the spouses on X (or Twitter, as we still like to call it) have captured married life with their signature honesty, humor and wit once again.

We’ve narrowed down the thousands of funny marriage tweets we saw in 2024 to 50 of our favorites. Check them out below: 

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