In response to the kid who defined a haiku in a haiku recently, I've translated a few stories from around The Huffington Post UK.
Smart alec school kid
Defines haiku in haiku
Still needs lunch money
Picasso had one
Hockney made a book on them
Lucky sausages
Brits have heads in sand
And diseases in their lungs
Just won't admit it
Earth person - hello!
Robot-run Chinese restaurant
Spits oil in chow mein
This is isn't just fun, it's actually a fairly effective way of making sure stories stick in your head.